By Robert L. Weber
There has been an electron in gold
Who stated, 'Shall I do as i am told?
Shall I snuggle down tight
With a short flash of light
Or be Auger outdoors within the cold?' (Arthur Snell, Fluorescent yield)
"This is not correct. this is not even wrong." Wolfgang Pauli, on a paper of a physicist colleague
Tour of pleasant Science:
Such stimulating journey of witty and entertaining tales, thoughts, biographies, poetry, vocabulary and quotations with humorous drawings and caricatures invoking clean air for a brain longing for a soothing therapeutic massage of humor and a reassuring message whispering that shrewdpermanent scientists could be nice enjoyable!
The fabulous assortment sounds like a espresso desk e-book of technology delights, yet for an skilled sampler, "When does jam turns into marmalade," is going past such ameliorations of beer and lager to a tradition hole which Kipling's assertion on East and West couldn't console.
While philology isn't heavily relating to usual sciences, the Croatian Academy of Sciences and humanities claims its unique goals used to be to "care for the examine of language and literature". A convention word list expert me at the internal which means of scientists' papers discussions. 'The physics phrases made effortless' cheered me up much, listed below are chosen few:
Conic part: humorous paper, Cosine: the other of cease signal, flux: previous participle of the verb 'to flex', Harmonic functionality: live performance, Hypotenuse: Animal like rhinoceros yet without horn on nostril, general resolution: the incorrect resolution, statistical correlation: 36-22-35, and, Watt: will you please repeat that remark.
Promoting educational Research:
Being severe of medical study is comprehensible, but if it comes from researchers it really is commonly humorous sarcasm, and this ebook used to be now not in need of matters; In protection of natural study, American Institute of dead learn, What do physicist do?, Pneumatic scan, How a theoretical physicist works, Researcher prayer, ...
In end, a researcher's prayer:
May be tips on how to convince readers of technology, with PhD and MS incumbents to learn this attractive anthology comes from the court cases of the chemical society files, pray!
"Grant, oh God, thy benedictions
On my theory's predictions
Lest the evidence, whilst verified,
express Thy servant to have lied.
May they make me B.Sc.,
A Ph.D. and then
A D.Sc., and F.R.S.,
A time Obit. Amen
My e-book Review:
A zone of a century after its booklet, this assortment continues to be brisk Like clean air. because the researcher's prayer, the Fisherman's prayer, expresses it most sensible for me, "God supply me power to trap a fish, So huge that even I, while telling of it later on, could by no means have to lie." This ebook is that magical fish!
In Summa, a philosopher's observation:
"Scientists lively by way of the aim of proving that they're purposeless are an attractive topic of study." Alfred N. Whitehead, The functionality of cause
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The Hilbert, or axiomatic, method. We place a locked cage at a given point of the desert. We then introduce the following logical system. Axiom 1. The class of lions in the Sahara Desert is non-void. M o m 2. Ifthere is a lion in the Sahara Desert, there is a lion in the cage. Rule of procedure. I f p is a theorem, and ‘p implies q’ is a theorem, then q is a theorem. Theorem 1. There is a lion in the cage. 25 A contribution to rhe mathematical theory of big game hunting 2. The method of inversive geometry.
I next procured a small piece of ice; round the superior edge of this a small canal was made and filled with water. The machine was placed on the ice, but not in contact with the water. Thus disposed, the whole was placed under the receiver, (which had been previously filled with carbonic 39 HumpAy Davy ’sjrstexperiments acid), a quantity of potash (ie caustic vegetable alkali) being at the same time introduced. The receiver was now exhausted. From the exhaustion, and from the attraction of the carbonic acid gas by the potash, a vacuum nearly perfect was, I believe, made.
Ij cc of water would have frozen in any event, which actually could not be observed by eye in a rough channel cut in a piece of ice. The experiment proves nothing at all. I may be held to have spent too much time on a point which some may say is of historical interest only. I hold, however, that it is very inadvisable that students should be taught to attach a fundamental importance, not to experiments crudely carried out, which were afterwards improved, but to experiments of which one probably cannot be carried out at all, while the other is so ill-designed as to prove nothing.
A Random Walk in Science by Robert L. Weber